Hello fellow faggots, my name is God of a war you might know me as : the best lamer eu (twice) ,the guy who invented trolling on jk2 , and last not least the guy who has been faked more then croco has experience'd rectum pain..
So i was like kinda bord , worlds is first at 4 oct so i have alot of spare time so i wanted to do whati always wanted to do, but i have been too busy making money and geting ******* (srsly) so umm i haven't got the tim to do this, but basicly this is a list of the biggest uglyiest gayest retardedst in history of this game...in my active time ... now pls dont comment dont reply too this, this is fact's and not a debate, i don't com here to get replys i come here to state the truth, because I AM the truth , yolo swag 420..and you might ask who cares about this list? , simple.. Kappa does .. PS: broken english atm i know, baaaad keyboard, pardon me bros
So let's start the list off , by going with 10 first down to the winner. remeber this is not personal, this is just facts regarding you (if your on the list) and your mentally retarded brain...
10th E maiden LoD maiden Virgin Maiden Nobody's friend Maiden
So basicly when i wanted to do this list iw as like , yolo 420 swag no pastione who do i put on teh list? people i raped multi times? or people i look up to and want be when i grow up? so maiden is basicly mentally retarded, this guy (belive it or not) i acutally do like ,i like the fact that he realise i am better then him (or was when i was active) but this guy is the defenetion of retarded okay?,his history on this game is pretty short, he was a huge script0r and shared script with croco/mystra/the rest back in the good ol days , however at some point he realised that his life was pathetic and he refused to use script (for whoever that belive it) and he joined the worst (LOL) clan in history of this game "E" we will get more into what E is , but aftre that he acutally got pretty godlike , i do admit that however, let's not forget maiden sucked in all the years when this game was acutally big, but when the game died and had only 100 active faggots left, 50 of them plays in tfj, 20 of them are stick/skyking types and the last 30 are E/EZ/LOC it makes sense right? ,
9th Erim/Erim the undieing/hades?
I never really played with this guy or whatever, but this guy is really what i would call, the biggest fail of being a troll, this guy's jk2 life is pathetic , i never seen someone fail so badly at a game and still think that he's trolling everyone, look, to this day some peopl still think i was this "hades" guy , which i was not, i was a faker of hades (we had some guuuud times in tfj 2006 didnt we bro) , however i do belive erim was hades , same shitty style same wannabe god of war style, and so on, look erim keep going , but promise me a thing never fucking upload a pic of yourself again, look i dont get it, why is it you think anyone cares how you look? we dont care if you want to flex your so called muscles , however, your face is what bothers me ,plz **** sake
8th Jozuf/bughero/LoC imakeitrainonmymother
LOOOL this guy , is epic , okay.. this guy has to be the biggest, gayest **** i ever seen this guy sucked **** on kaiser for 6 years and then realised , no matter how many sucks he takes , it wont make him better, then he invented what he calls "health hacks" or "ESP HACKS" whatever so he could get better, okay this guy got beaten by flawless in a match okay?. whille we all know your life goal is to make reality mad with your gay german hacks ,listen to this, when someon get's owend by flaw lik that, leave this game and dont turn back, dude, do dota, start streaming, do something you ******
LOOL TOMMY HOW IZ U TODAY BROW this guy is MENTALLY STUPID , this guy will LIKE YOU , then he will HATE YOU , then he will BEG ON MSN to get into your "friendlist" again, this guy is what i call mentally RETARDED i used to BUTTFUCK him with my DANISH **** when he was PAIN till he left tfj with "llya" to get BETTER YOLO NO PASTE , **** outta here, skyking ..sky..sky.. What to say, look bro you are a ******, i hope you don't play this game anymore, you have the mindset of a black guy trying to join KKK , i never see anyone with more personality disorders thn you, you just have that "WOW " effect, this guy been mad at me (1-2 years ago) every fucking week, then ganging me , then saying sorry, then sucking crystal **** to make me like him again, omfg..
6th E Flawless,congos **** friend
LOL Flawless or rather said , Fredrick? , whatever..
This guy is the biggest loser in any type of game in any type of region of this earth, this guy's brain have as many brain cells as crocos **** got inches , jesus holy ****, this guy is not only homosexual and jewish, but he acutally think he was the best.. i dont even NEED to go into his imfamours "excuses" but anyone likeing this guy have in reaility no friends IRL . this guy's week (when he was in ffa) time plan was teaching homosexuals to do bs and jump "faster" their training sketch was 10 hours a day LOL. he was raped over and over and over by anyone who wanted till he finnaly realised he sucked so fucking bad he left FFA for good, and ofc with the excuse "YO MANNY NO ON EPLAYS FFA ANYMOAROAO SO I LEAV FOR CTF COZ ME HER ME BEST NA NO KAPPA PLS "
5th Kaiser, LoC Kaiser,
This will probaly get me banned of this forum LOL but i will do it anyway .
I hate this guy , i hate everything he does , and everything he do, this guy is the most annoying kid i ever seen, okay? this guy is ...how do i say it.. he's like that fat kid that no one likse but HE TRIES SO HARD YO TO GET FREANDS
(((((((((.. Kaiser goes by the belive that "no matter who you are , we can be friends" , friends? you? **** you ,i don't want to look at you, this kid is on welfare and claims to be in "univeristy" he has no skills, all his movies are scripted/staged , he sucks at life and probaly still belive that JK2 CAN BE LIKZ LOL AND DOTA MANNY, JUST GET CODE 4 IT!!!!!!
4th E croco, E swag, E virign
LMFAO Croco,,, CROCO. Okay , okay ,i got this.. Croco is a arrogant,ugly,fat, unhealthy skin looking dumb imbecile with the english skills of a korean kid at sc2 protoss guide building , like this guy is just gay, overall gay. this guy spend everyday , everyhour hunting down people who insult his only and true friend flawless, this guy used to have a crush on the ladyboy "Mystra" till he realised "she" had a ****, look dude you're trash, you got good when everyone left (read maiden's) and you realise no one cares, dude join LoL and i will carry you for 300 a hour. this guy live in romania , here in skandinavia we look at romania as we look at somalia.
3th E Stealth, [email protected]
I used to buttrape this homosexual ****** with more fucking mood changes than mariah carey, this guy is the most worthless lighter i ever seen, him and his fist **** butt friend "dorgan" used to gang me (2009) because iraped him 10 4 (which i got a demo of)
This guy is fucking trash, he's a IMMIGRANT living in what? england right? , he supports EDL as a IMMIGRANT , he is mentally RETARDED he has no idea what the **** EDL is , I SUPPOORT DDL because i am DANISH you dumb fucking ****, other then that, i can't really say alot , i mean he joined E what? 4 times ? left 4 times? he tried to upload **** to "harm" E then he removed his post? then he finnaly left when croco raped him? please.
2th Mystra/ladyboy(i mizz u me luv)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That anyone acutally still belive this person is a girl, has skizofreni okay? this person has a long record of many many bizzare things,
"she" used to script alot nothing new, however, she used to script under the personality of a guy/girl ,(changing from what clan she was in) okay, this person has to be either handicapped or just fucking brain death, the fact that someone acutally claim to have a video of her "singing" , i have that video, and i can tell you ,that "girl" is one ugly ************ okay? the acne on that person face amounts to the **** that i push out everyday, holy ****, please come back when your disorders get fixed and you acutally realise that tiny thing below your stomach is not a lollipop, stop sucking on it , ******
and here we GOOOOOOOOO WHO IS THE BIGGST RETARD OF ALL TIME? oh well .. oh well
GRATZ CLARK , i never seen a bigger retard than this, holy **** where can i start? this GUY DESERVS THIS SPOT BROS.
i have NEVER .. NEVER seen anyone more retarded than this guy, this guy..is so bad ..honestly SO BAD that i once (after seeing him play) shut down my pc, toke my clothse on and went out drinking, his stupidity,ignorance,brain death plays are so bad, that i want to remove the pain he gave my brain.. this player should be BANNED from the fucking MASTER server for being horrible, utterly garbage trash.. just trash..just fucking caitlyin but 0/30/0 5 mins in game, that STYLE , the FACT he still rents his SHITTY ,worthless SERVER is amazing, this guy once told me this : I still belive in jk2 and still belive that it will get big and decent again, so that's why i keep it .
YOU FUCKING MONKEY no one CARES ABOUT THIS GAME, it's DEATH you dumb fucking imbecile , i have niggas over at my crip talking about how shitty it is everyd day, everyday a new guy comes "yo frog u used to play that" .
ok listen please delete jk2 and delete your CC and never play again.
So there you go guys, that's it , im not sure if it gets deleted or not however i dont really care, i am bored and wanted to share my LAST thoughts of this **** game and it's retarded players, yolo no copy paste pls ok?